What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What animal is always ready to protect people?