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Why did electricity win the race?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

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What kind of music do planets like?

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