Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why are computers so good at golf?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?