Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How does the sun listen to music?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Who are crows' favorite family members?