What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
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Why did the turkey join the band?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does a dog say before eating?
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