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A moo-sician.
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Which elf is the best singer?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
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What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
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