What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a small mom?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?