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Where would you find an elephant?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?