What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

How do billboards talk?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is the coolest country?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?