How are teens like cats?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do fairies always drink?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do they call pastors in Germany?