What's a watch's eldest relative?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?