What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?