What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
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