Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's a forklift?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?