What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?