Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What animal should you never play poker with?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do birds serve on Halloween?