How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do lawyers say goodbye?