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What do you call a fish on a hot day?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?