Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
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