Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the student eat their homework?
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