Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why do pigs tell jokes?