Why are bakers so good at math?

Why was the math book sad?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do cats wear to work?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How does a penguin build its house?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?