What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?