What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the horse so happy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
When do cows get tired?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
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