Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What math figure is also in the band?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

When do mice play every day?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?