How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

How do you compliment a cat?