How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What sports are both plant-based?

When do astronauts eat?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.