Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?