Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do termites go camping?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What season begins with a thud?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?