How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
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What sports are both plant-based?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
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