Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call the dog magician?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
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