Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is a computer so smart?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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