What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What washes up on miniature beaches?