Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?