Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do fish do at parades?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?