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What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

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What is a twin's favorite fruit?