What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?