How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's the noisiest food?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the Dorito say to his son?