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Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

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