What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.