Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the most adorable season?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
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