My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do eggs end a TV show?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?