Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

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Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?