Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?