What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why was the horse so happy?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?