How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Families are like fudge.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?