What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which animal is the most religious?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?