What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?