What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why was the musician arrested?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?