Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What animal floats best?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?