What nationality is Santa Claus?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?