What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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