What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
I broke my finger!
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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