Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's black and white and red all over?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the frog starve?

Which former US President was always cold?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you do when two snails fight?