What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a small mom?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a sad latte?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?