What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?