What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What kind of water does an angel like?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What color are all the books in the library?