Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Someone stole all my lamps.