Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?