What part of a football field is never the same?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

When do astronauts eat?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of computers do horses use?