Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the math book sad?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?