What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What dog wears contact lenses?