What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?