How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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