Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do fish use for glasses?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
When do cows get tired?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
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