Why are stones so good at music?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?