What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
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What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
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