Why do mice need oiling?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

How did the vampire start his letter?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do fleas travel?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?