What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
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