When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?