Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?