What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the confused bee say?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?