Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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