Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What color are all the books in the library?
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