Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?