When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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