When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do automobiles fly?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Do you have the best ceiling?
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