What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are books always so angry?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!