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What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?