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What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

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Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?