Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did March say to the madness?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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