Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
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Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
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