Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
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