What did autumn say to summer?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

I'm not a bad putter.