What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?