What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did summer catch autumn?
When does a horse talk?
What is the smallest lion?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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