What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?