What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?