Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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