Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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