What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What game do bats excel at?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the mirror cross the road?