Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What bird is losing its hair?
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