Why are baseball games at night?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?