Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.