Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?