Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?