What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Do dads always snore?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the frog have a long face?