What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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What is the loneliest cheese?
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What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
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What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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