What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
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