What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?