How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?