What is the tallest building in the world?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What words make the best athletes?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do cats eat for breakfast?