What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which fly makes films?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?