What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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