What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Where is the coldest place to work?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What's the scariest letter?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call a tired tree?