Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about CokeĀ®?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which bug is related to you?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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