Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Where do hamsters come from?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?