Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

It's Crowded!

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What sport do horses love to play?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?