What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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