Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?