What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
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What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
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