Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?