What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did you learn in school today, son?