What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?