My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why are turtles so shy?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?