Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What condiment has wings?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
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