What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?