What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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