Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which computer won the talent show?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?