If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call the dog magician?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?