How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?