What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
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