Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is a cow's dream job?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?