Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.