Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?