Why did the duck cross the road?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Families are like fudge.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Which fly makes films?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?