Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
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