Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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