Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
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What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do billboards talk?
Where do ants go to eat?
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