Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
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