What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's a watch's eldest relative?