What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?