What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?