What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?