Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
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