What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?