What's a dog's favorite city?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is a table you can eat?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do runners watch so much TV?