Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
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