Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are books always so angry?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?