What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
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Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
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What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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