What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?